The MTV Movie Awards Suck So Much

In case you didn't know that already. Here are the wieners (see what I did there?) of this year's “ceremony”.  Actually I don't really feel like going through that so here's the highlights. Best Movie went to Barry's favorite film of 2007, Transformers. Best Kiss went to Barry's favorite film of ever, Step Up 2 The Streets. Best Fight went to NEVAH BACK DOWN!!!!!! Breakthrough performance went to his douchiness, Zac Efron. And Best Comedic Performance went to Johnny Depp in POTC 3. I personally thought he was funnier in Sweeney Todd.